‘Ed’s Stuff’ Category

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Next Game

His jaw was slacked, and his wrist was perched by his chin with hand dangling as he walked in a dotted rhythm.  He pushed forth in what appeared to be willed excitement, dribbling a basketball offbeat on the sidelines, and occasionally, when play stopped, would rush onto the court, and use both hands to scoop the ball, and shoot an […]

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Seven Years Ago.

My father died on October 10th, 2006.  The upcoming anniversary of his death prompted me to write about it. I’ve written a bit about this before, particularly his funeral, but I figured I’d write something different this time, and also, it felt right as the last thing to publish as someone who is 26 and stupid.  (Although I’ll keep writing […]

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Breaking Bad Has Ended. Vince Gilligan Might Be into Snuff Porn.

SPOILERS ABOUND. SO MANY SPOILERS.  DON’T READ UNLESS YOU’VE FINISHED BREAKING BAD, YOU DICKNOSES. *********************************************************** Upon seeing the final shot of Breaking Bad—a camera pan out of Walter White, arms and legs spread over a sterile cement floor and at peace (a contrast to his look of exhausted post-breakdown in Crawl Space)—I was left with a feeling of general satisfaction.  […]

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EdJackulation: Why Man of Steel was a HUGE Disappointment

Hello Readers!  This marks the first in a series of reviews/articles which will be co-authored by 26andStupid’s Ed & Jack.  We call it EdJackulation.  Today’s feature will focus on the recently released Man of Steel, directed by Zach Snyder. Intro: Jack Christopher Nolan definitely gets part of the blame for what I saw last night, and how I reacted to […]

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The #1 Mistake to Avoid in Your 20s: Don’t Be a Fucking Douchebag.

Just a real quick comment, the guy who wrote this article is a misguided, misogynistic dick, and his article is fucking insane:  http://elitedaily.com/elite/slideshows/20-mistakes-20s/?slide=1 I don’t have much advice to give in life, I’m still trying to navigate it myself, but I do know this:  don’t be a fucking dick.  

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Reasonable Love Song Titles

If I ever have a pop music album it will be called “Love Songs Modified to Seem More Reasonable” The band will tentatively be called “Civilized Desert.” These would be my tracks. Track 1: Originally written by Savage Garden: I Knew I Loved You (after around a year or two, in which we shared a generally healthy relationship that had […]

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Dreamer

Shiva and I board the N train on our way to Canal Street to visit Tommy’s bike shop. (P.S. It’s awesome and you should go there, or buy one of their bikes online .) Shiva is complaining to me about some tenant/rent issues that his mom is going through with property she owns.. I have no idea what to tell […]

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Simple and Condescending Descriptions of Everything

My friend over at ReflectsDamage.com and I were bored and decided to reduce people’s hard work into annoying (and mostly inaccurate) one-liners. ********************************************************   Movies: Batman Begins:  Billionaire Christian Bale copes with parents’ death by beating the shit out of poor people and the mentally disabled. The Dark Knight:  Billionaire Christian Bale fights his most competent rival, an insane person […]

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Bored Out of My Mind: Philosorapper.

A friend of mine over at ReflectsDamage.com challenged me to type up a freestyle (this was in real-time). The topic was rappers as modern philosophers. Note: I acknowledge that I have oversimplified and/or inaccurately stated some of this philosophy stuff, but eh. WHATEVZ.

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Knicks Poetry Slam

I am a senior in highschool and I am one of thirty finalists that have to perform a spoken word poem in front of a packed high school auditorium (600 people? 700? 800?).  Each competitor has been farmed from an earlier competition in which they defeated many others.  The winner of this whole shebang gets $1000, box seats to a […]

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